Toshiba computer that performs horribly and drives the user crazy to the point of suicide!
Teacher: You need to send me your homework by midnight. Student: I can't, I use Trashiba that shuts down itself without any warning or reason. Teacher: F for the semester.
People who do their grocery shopping in public trash cans, dumpsters, etc. It's not only homeless people who forage through these kinds of dumpsters (usually grocery stores and restaurants bins) but also a growing number of people with low income. They find un-eaten foods (usually spoiled) in public trash bins and take it home with them just like store baught items. Benefits include, free food, waste reduction, and some health benefits from consuming slightly spoiled foods.
Eric is a trashitarian and gets his food straight from the Wholefoods trash bins after closing time.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.