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trap one off 

Step 1: fill up the tub just enough so your nob is out of the water.

Step 2: catch a fly and rip his wings off.

Step 3: stick the fly on the end of your prick.

Flies don't like water so he will just walk around the tip of your dick
Go home tonight and Trap one off. I did it this weekend. Felt amazing. Yet another thing to cross off the bucket list.
trap one off by Qbaybay October 11, 2013

Trap Office 

An office where R&B music is always being played on the radio. All the employees inside the office usually sell narcotics as a side job on the weekends.
Damn this is such a trap office!
Trap Office by Ozgar September 28, 2020

Offside Trap 

1. A technique used by defenders to put attacking players in an offside position, by moving quickly away from their own goal to leave attackers offside.

2. A lady's 'backdoor' or 'back passage'.
That bag of chips I bought her was a good investment last night, not only did I get my end away, but I also managed to slip one in her 'offside trap'.
Offside Trap by chesterpest January 17, 2010

offside trap 

n. Defensive technique in soccer wherein the defenders closest to their own goal line all move simultaneously toward their opponents goal line just before an opponent boots the ball downfield. The object is to deliberately place any possible recipients of the pass in an offside position, and to allow soccer enthusiasts, who love to have their enjoyment interrupted by questions, the opportunity to again attempt to educate hockey fans on the nuances of the beautiful game.

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Why did the whistle blow? He was totally in the clear!

Offside trap. Again. Look, get me some crayons and I’ll try to explain it in simpler terms.
offside trap by gnostic3 July 5, 2019