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Step 1: fill up the tub just enough so your nob is out of the water.
Step 2: catch a fly and rip his wings off.
Step 3: stick the fly on the end of your prick.
Flies don't like water so he will just walk around the tip of your dick
Step 2: catch a fly and rip his wings off.
Step 3: stick the fly on the end of your prick.
Flies don't like water so he will just walk around the tip of your dick
Go home tonight and Trap one off. I did it this weekend. Felt amazing. Yet another thing to cross off the bucket list.
trap one off by Qbaybay October 11, 2013
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Trap Office
An office where R&B music is always being played on the radio. All the employees inside the office usually sell narcotics as a side job on the weekends.
Trap Office by Ozgar September 28, 2020
Offside Trap
1. A technique used by defenders to put attacking players in an offside position, by moving quickly away from their own goal to leave attackers offside.
2. A lady's 'backdoor' or 'back passage'.
2. A lady's 'backdoor' or 'back passage'.
That bag of chips I bought her was a good investment last night, not only did I get my end away, but I also managed to slip one in her 'offside trap'.
Offside Trap by chesterpest January 17, 2010
offside trap
n. Defensive technique in soccer wherein the defenders closest to their own goal line all move simultaneously toward their opponents goal line just before an opponent boots the ball downfield. The object is to deliberately place any possible recipients of the pass in an offside position, and to allow soccer enthusiasts, who love to have their enjoyment interrupted by questions, the opportunity to again attempt to educate hockey fans on the nuances of the beautiful game.
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Why did the whistle blow? He was totally in the clear!
Offside trap. Again. Look, get me some crayons and I’ll try to explain it in simpler terms.
Offside trap. Again. Look, get me some crayons and I’ll try to explain it in simpler terms.
offside trap by gnostic3 July 5, 2019
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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