Transpresidential

One who identifies as the president although they aren’t.

Joe: what are you doing in the Oval Office?
Me: I’m transpresidential joe this is my house now

by Meissparta May 16, 2021

Lightning Juice

The combination of every energy drink known to man. Legend says no man can last more than 30 seconds after taking a sip

Jeffrey: please no! Please I didn’t do it!
Guard: I’m sorry Jeffrey you shouldn’t have assassinated the kings unborn child
Jeffrey: it was a condom, please!
Guard: Time to drink the lightning Juice and be put to death
Jeffrey: *drinks*
Jeffrey: *dies*

by Meissparta May 18, 2021