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A mechanized manikin used in advertisement that resembles an individual who has made unsuccessful attempts at gender reassignment. They are commonly adorned with a platinum wig, pointy, cone tits, and a sale sign. Trannikins are typically located in front of low-cost cellular retailers, pawn shops, and tiendas.
Hey, check out that trannikin in front of the Boost Mobile. Dude looks like a lady!
trannikin by terribyte April 17, 2015
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Stupid is transiting everything

Stupid is transiting everything — The best answer to anyone who wants YOU to read their astrological chart; Tarot Cards, I Ching ; palm; or use any form of divination to tell them about THEIR future.

Stupid is transiting everything!!!!!

How can you ask about yourself WHEN THE WORLD IS ON FIRE!!!!!!??????

This is actually based on mystical law of hierarchy.

If the sun of your solar system goes nova; then, it really doesn’t matter if you have had a good reading, does it?

If the earth is hit by a giant asteroid; then whatever “good Karma” you have is overridden by the earths destiny.

Stupid transiting everything” is not a sun going nova; or, an asteroid striking the earth; but, it is a tragic miasma that overshadows everything — especially approaches to problem solving.

This renders forms of symbolic thinking — ancient or modern — useless! Emotional and tribal behavior currently reign supreme; and, discourse has degenerated to slogans and word salads.

Read an astrological chart and when you are done slap a big sticker on it that says: Stupid is transiting everything!

Do a Tarot spread and when you are done, cover the reading with a card that says: Stupid is transiting everything!

Throw the I Ching — read the hexagrams and then immediately say the next hexagram arising means: Stupid is transiting everything.

Look at the lines on a palm and announce: Stupid is transiting everything.

You can’t go wrong with this reading in America 2023.
Astrologer:

You have asked me to look at your chart and tell you any obstacles I see that will obstruct your attainment of your noble goals. I have looked at the position of your Saturn, your Mars, and their relationship to your sun and my conclusion is: Stupid is transiting everything.

Troniking 

The act of lying and giving false information to people.
Telling my friends a troniking story about jumping two cops and got away with it.
Troniking by nandobumsy May 7, 2015

trannibanjoe

a bitchy, orange, slaggy girl.
thinks she is liked. but isn't.
'katie is such a trannibanjoe!'
'i know, she's so ORANGE today!
trannibanjoe by Ldawggggggg. April 8, 2011

tranking 

The art of tranking is to stand on any object with their arms by their sides, aiming to make it look as awkward and funny as possible. Then take a pic or vid to post so other people can laugh at it.
Person 1: let's go planking!!
Person 2: Thats so last month!! Let's go tranking!!!
Person 1: Sweet Lets go find a cop car to trank on :D
tranking by jane moore July 19, 2011

trunniling 

When two guys can't decide if they're the train or the tunnel. So jack each other off.
Train? Tunnel? Or should we just do some trunniling?
trunniling by Lisi.locket October 20, 2017

Tranking 

The new thing that is soooo in right now!! A bit like planking, but upwards!! Standing up, face forward, hands to side, in awkward places!! (:
Person 1: Dude!! You can't trank on the ground!!
Person 2: Idc I'm still tranking
Tranking by Kacie & Taylor July 17, 2011