A train boy is someone who thinks that Dodge from "Locke & Key" is unbearable for throwing a kid in front of a train, regardless of that scene's ties to the comics. And they will do anything to reinterpret the rightful owner of the eponymous magical keys as someone evil enough to shame Lord Sauron and despicable enough to make Dolores Umbridge tremble, no matter how many times she reminds us the keys are her property before Bode found them, or saves Kinsey from drowning, or saves Tyler and Nina from
Sam. And they will compare any strong
female character to her and say that we're "the
definition of delusional" for disagreeing. A common argument from a train boy is that killing a kid automatically makes someone "objectively evil" for the rest of their lives but also that
Sam setting dozens of underage prisoners on
fire doesn't stop him from being "a good
guy". Train boys may call us Satanists before reveling in
Sam's nihilistic nature, or call us simps before simping over Eden or Jackie. Overall they base their tastes (or lack thereof) around girls
badass enough to utilize trains as killing tools, and those too weak to try.
"I think
Dodge is a wonderful person and iconic character"
"Haha
silly fanboy, you're just jealous of how attractive and cool Jackie and Bode are"
"Okay
train boy"