Trader Hoes

Fans of the grocery store Trader Joe’s, often those that exclusively shop at this store or use shopping at this store as a personality trait.

“I saw a bunch of Trader Hoes on the bus with their Doc Martens and reusable bags on their way to try the cauliflower gnocchi.”

by How do You say Worcestershire March 3, 2021

trader hoes

a freshman friend group that is now dead

look! there are the trader hoes

by cowrobot April 14, 2021

Trader Hoes

Your neighborhood hoe store. Cheap and fast.

Let's get to Trader Hoes they have fresh samples.

by That_one_nerdy_ September 9, 2020

Trader Hoe's

A grocery store for promiscuous women who want condoms, tampons, etc.

Gregory: I got tampons for my wife.
Ben: Where did you buy them.
Gregory: Trader Hoe's.

by gregben August 21, 2022

traderjoespastaluver

literally the cutest, funniest, yet meanest person i’ve ever talked 2. think i’d go insane w/o them 🙄

traderjoespastaluver should kiss me ! -gratedsalt

by gratedsalt July 16, 2021