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tracks of land 

this is not a euphemism for brests. It is a testement to how much the man saying it wants more land because he lives in a swamp.
FATHER: Stop that, stop that! You're not going to do a song while
I'm here. Now listen lad, in twenty minutes you're getting married to
a girl whose father owns the biggest tracts of open land in Britain.
HERBERT: But I don't want land.
FATHER: Listen, Alex,--
HERBERT: Herbert.
FATHER: Herbert. We live in a bloody swamp. We need all the land we
can get.
HERBERT: But I don't like her.
FATHER: Don't like her?! What's wrong with her? She's beautiful,
she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.
tracks of land by malibabub February 2, 2005

tracts of land 

A euphemism for breasts. Traditionally preceded by "she's got huge."
"Don't like her?! What's wrong with her? She's beautiful,

she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land."

Bro 1: "Yo, I'm telling you dawg, that chick was fine."

Bro 2: "WTF! That buffoocka was a 4/10, at best!"

Bro 1: "Naw man, she got HUGE tracts of land."
tracts of land by Mr. Orangutan November 3, 2013

Huge Tracts of Land

She's rich, she's beautiful, she's got. . . huge tracts of land. . . .
Huge Tracts of Land by Biff Malibu November 3, 2003

Large Tracts Of Land 

Description for a woman with large breasts. Often used by Rennisaunce Festival Workers.
"That lass has large tracts of land!" (Imagine guy holding hands in front of his chest and leering lol)