Toyte 

Pronounced 'toit', toyte is a way of saying that you feel happy, healthy, well. Usually proceeded by 'How are you?'.

Person 1: How are you feeling today?
Person 2: I'm very toyte, you?
Person 1: Not so toyte :(

Toyte by partyatmyplace July 23, 2011

hoyte toyte

some sort of weird fancy-ness

Those plates are all hoyte toyte.

hoyte toyte by mikepatricks April 30, 2009

totes retar 

The most vacuous, stone-brained way to say "totally retarded" - totes retar the word is in fact, totes retar.

Annoying White Chick 1: Oh gawd Sheila, the way Amanda wore pink and green together to prom was totes retar.
Annoying White Chick 2: Totally, gross, totes retar.

totes retar by Crunching on Gravel October 29, 2017

Totes Malotes

Totally bad ass!

The phrase is a combination of totes, which is a truncated way of saying "totally" and malote, which is Chicano slang for "bad ass." It was popularized and possibly originated from the animated science fiction show “Rick and Morty”, created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon for Adult Swim. It's used by Rick Sanchez in Episode 4 of the first season, M. Night Shaym-Aliens!

Rick and Morty steal processor chips from the intergalactic scammers called the Zigerions and make a getaway in one of their escape pods.....

Rick Sanchez: Totes Malotes Dawg!

Totes Malotes by Doctor Felony August 9, 2016

toite 

Hot, sexy young female

paris hilton, she is toite

toite by paolo February 14, 2004

Totes Bro

Totally bro.
The more awesome version of "Cool Story Bro"

Use it. It's a thing now.

"Hey dude did you see the size of those tampons?"
"Totes bro. They look like they could fit up a walrus."

"Totes bro"
"Stop saying that! Do you know how annoying it is?"
"Totes bro."

Totes Bro by Totesbro January 20, 2012

toptensexygamersofalltime 

You use this word to destroy someone in an argument.

Person 1:AHHHhh!h!h!h!
Person 2:toptensexygamersofalltime

toptensexygamersofalltime by daddybunkins December 6, 2021