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towel job 

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when a hot chick asks you to give her a rim job and she'll do anything you want her to do to you use a moist towel. its got the ruffness of your tougne and the wettness of your mouth. she'll never know ;)
Amanda wanted me to give her a rim job so i blind flodded her and rubbed a wet towel all over her sfincter.
towel job by Chloride April 22, 2003

Mexican Trowel Job 

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The act of inserting one’s cock into the "other" (southern) hole during intercourse without permission.

AKA – “illegal immigration”.
I gave this nasty bitch a mexican trowel job last night and she didn't even notice. Is that a bad thing?
Mexican Trowel Job by turd dangler September 29, 2015
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
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Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
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