towel job
Babygurrl, it's okay, I don't need to cum in your mouth. Bring out the towel, give me a towel job, and finish me off.
towel job by Beaverhousen May 11, 2008
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towel job
when a hot chick asks you to give her a rim job and she'll do anything you want her to do to you use a moist towel. its got the ruffness of your tougne and the wettness of your mouth. she'll never know ;)
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towel job • Mexican Trowel Job • Towel • towel-head • towel boy • Towel Rack • towel time • towel trick • towel fetish • Towel Floss
Mexican Trowel Job
The act of inserting one’s cock into the "other" (southern) hole during intercourse without permission.
AKA – “illegal immigration”.
AKA – “illegal immigration”.
I gave this nasty bitch a mexican trowel job last night and she didn't even notice. Is that a bad thing?
Mexican Trowel Job by turd dangler September 29, 2015
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