The best dog in the world that you should never give up. Take his kindness and good listening as respect and respect him yourself. He will never double cross you unless you do so or is a bad person.
Guy1: Damn Touser listens well
Girl1: Yea, you wanna know something he can do?
Guy1: definetly!
Girl1: Attack
Guy1: Oh shit!!
Girl1: Yea, you wanna know something he can do?
Guy1: definetly!
Girl1: Attack
Guy1: Oh shit!!
by morgan.n23 May 25, 2018
Get the Touser mug.When a gentleman has not 'tipped his concrete' for a long period of time. It comes up 'half mix'. Half liquid, half solid.
It had been ages since i knocked one out. At least a week!... and when it spilled over it was 'half mix'!
by Paul Hicks March 13, 2005
Get the touser chutney mug.Related Words
trailer trousers
(trey-ler trou-zerz)
–noun ( used with a plural verb )
1. Also called trailer slacks. A loose-fitting pants of soft, absorbent fabric, as cotton jersey, usually with a drawstring at the waist and close-fitting or elastic cuffs at the ankles, commonly worn during athletic activity and often referred to as; sweatpants. However, also commonly worn as formal wear in most American mobile home parks. They are often purchased at WalMart in various colors and offerred in three sizes; XL, XXL, and XXXL. They are worn to parent/teacher meetings, funerals, social service offices, probation offices, etc. Trailer trousers are often accompanied by that unique cigarette/wet dog fragrance.
(trey-ler trou-zerz)
–noun ( used with a plural verb )
1. Also called trailer slacks. A loose-fitting pants of soft, absorbent fabric, as cotton jersey, usually with a drawstring at the waist and close-fitting or elastic cuffs at the ankles, commonly worn during athletic activity and often referred to as; sweatpants. However, also commonly worn as formal wear in most American mobile home parks. They are often purchased at WalMart in various colors and offerred in three sizes; XL, XXL, and XXXL. They are worn to parent/teacher meetings, funerals, social service offices, probation offices, etc. Trailer trousers are often accompanied by that unique cigarette/wet dog fragrance.
by GrayRider February 28, 2011
Get the trailer trousers mug.by A witty twit August 10, 2019
Get the Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser mug.An elusive animal that comes in many shapes and sizes. The rare hooded trouser snake is more aware of its environment, but this snake likes to collect cheesy matter and keep it in its hood. Each snake carries a venom sack that produces a white venom when it reaches maturity. The snake's one eye also functions as its mouth and waste removal system. The snake does not like cold weather and will shrink in cold conditions. It thrives in warm conditions, such as the many burrows it spits into in order to mark its territory. When touched, the snake will swell up to twice its original size in order to frighten off predators.
Crikey! That trouser snake just attacked that hooker! It spit its venom all over her face. That has to be one of the most dangerous snakes in the world!
by Dub P August 26, 2005
Get the trouser snake mug.'Tetra' mathematically means four. 'Titted' obviously means nipples, and 'tosser' in British slang normally refers to jerk.
Simply 'tetra titted tosser' means four nippled jerk.
Simply 'tetra titted tosser' means four nippled jerk.
by Directioner Dictionary July 3, 2012
Get the Tetra Titted Tosser mug.