touser chutney

When a gentleman has not 'tipped his concrete' for a long period of time. It comes up 'half mix'. Half liquid, half solid.

It had been ages since i knocked one out. At least a week!... and when it spilled over it was 'half mix'!

by Paul Hicks March 13, 2005

wowzers in my tousers

so amazing you get a hard-on

Did you see that gymnast do a double backflip?

wowzers in my tousers

by Rickterscale June 9, 2010

Touser

The best dog in the world that you should never give up. Take his kindness and good listening as respect and respect him yourself. He will never double cross you unless you do so or is a bad person.

Guy1: Damn Touser listens well

Girl1: Yea, you wanna know something he can do?

Guy1: definetly!

Girl1: Attack

Guy1: Oh shit!!

by morgan.n23 April 12, 2018