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Touse is a conjunction derived from the words top and house. Touse refers to the highest regarded (top) fraternity on a college campus. The characteristics of a Touse include pairing with hottest sororities and the ability to consistently host top notch parties.
Hot sorority girl #1: I went to the Phi Delta Theta party last night. The party was awesome and the guys were so hot!
Hot sorority girl #2: I bet, Phi Delta Theta is Touse!
Touse by anonymous April 4, 2022
Refers to college Greek life, it means Top House. The best frat house or sorority in that University (reputation, parties, perceived coolness). This is in contrast to Bouse which means Bottom House, which would be the worst frat house or sorority.
Bro Pike and ATO are Touse but AEPi is Bouse.
Touse by Gator Naysh November 11, 2025
kappa delta sorority at the university of michigan
i love touse
Touse by Poopbutt420 February 20, 2026

D1 Touse Mogger

A tall and physically attractive male who is also a member of a D1 top fraternity. Typically doesn't have much personality, only uses looks to get by.
Trent is a good accessory, he's a real D1 touse mogger!

Meeting Tourettes 

When attending a meeting so bad, dire or tiresome that an inner urge to issue profanities spills over into your exchange with colleagues or meeting obsessed morons.
Chair : and now shall we proceed on to any other business?
You : what the **** have we been ******* for the last two hours, I am wasting my ******* life here
Chair : you have Meeting Tourettes, please **** off
Meeting Tourettes by Teraknor January 27, 2014