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Toilexting

Texting someone who is sitting on a toilet, from a toilet. Toilet to toilet texting, usually taking place while both party's are engaged in a bowel movement.
Dude #1: "Dude, are you texting me while your taking a shit?
Dude #2: "Yeah!"
Dude #1: "That's crazy, I'm texting you from the toilet too!"
Dude #2: "Dude, were totally Toilexting right now!"
Toilexting by Fuddles McBucket March 27, 2010

Tormexting 

The act of continuously tormenting someone via text message
Tacy: I will be doing some drunken tormexting tonight

Wayne: I pissed off Tracy and she won't stop tormexting me
Tormexting by metalmulisha909 December 11, 2010

touristing 

the act of being a tourist
Since we have been in Europe, we have just been touristing around.
touristing by klodogmillionaire October 21, 2011

torrenting 

The act of downloading and/or seeding torrents, torrent files, or the contents of torrent files.
1. When I was torrenting, the RIAA sent me a letter to stop torrenting.

2. When I am torrenting, my router crashes.

3. I use a lot of bandwidth torrenting.

4. My ISP sued me for torrenting.

5. Torrenting is easy to do.
torrenting by Neon97 May 5, 2008

Threxting 

Gerund
The action of threatening someone via text message. The impact of the treat is often muted due to the medium of its transmission.
John refused to respond to Ted's threxting, because he felt Ted was just talking shit.
Threxting by TwinSteelHero September 11, 2011

Touristing 

Rubbernecking..

Driving slowly or stopping in the middle of the road while looking at the sights.

Walking and paying no attention to anyone else around you while looking at the sights.
"Why did those people in front of us just stop in the middle of the road?" "They're Touristing!"
Touristing by shepkatt July 13, 2012