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A band touring, when suddenly illness kick in.

Itchy concrete eyeballs and razor throat. Clogged nostrils and stiffass neck. Tour aids sets in!

tour aids by Pebbel September 8, 2009

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touraids

The instance of having Tourettes and Retard Airborne AIDS simultaneously.

Subsection: Raids, the less deadly form of the disease, is transmittable through human speech. The symptoms include an itchy rash and multiple spelling and grammar errors. Also people who say "Nucular" instead of the correct pronunciation of "Nuclear" are carriers of the disease and must be quarantined and dissected and also people who make ridiculous run-on sentences...shit.

Touraids is different from RAIDS in one specific way. Touraids sufferers will blurt out their stupididty no matter who is around at the tops of their lungs

george w bush has touraids.

touraids by Allison the destroyer September 26, 2007

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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