touchy waters 

British slang for a potentially sensitive or offensive thing, person or topic.

Dan: I think Winston Churchill was an amazing person.
Omar: Touchy waters, that. Some people might think he was a racist; which he was.

touchy waters by LittleLukey-Poo1 June 13, 2020

Water Touch 

when your poo-piece touches the water before being released from your anus-hole.

Mandeep: "WOOOO!!"
Sean: What????
Mandeep: I just had a water touch!! The poo is still hanging from my anus!!
Sean: Can I see?
Mandeep: Yes!

Sean: Shall I wipe your ass?
Mandeep: Ok.

Water Touch by Poo Monsterz November 30, 2011

Touch some water 

Touch some water means go to the bathroom and take a shower cuz you smell.

Ex:
"Go touch some water, you smelly baka"

Touch some water by VeeDAB September 4, 2021