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toss my cookies 

I tossed my cookies after one too many beers,
toss my cookies by Warren Lester January 6, 2004
Word of the Day on September 2, 2023

Toss your cookies 

When you throw up. point,blank,period
If your getting ready to toss your cookies then you should go to the bathroom.

toss the cookies

An expression referring to the act of regurgitation. Usually associated with regurgitaion resulting from an illness of ailment.
"I drank way too much last night. I've been tossing cookies all day long"

"She tossed her cookies all over me!"
toss the cookies by emanwich September 10, 2003

Toss your cookies 

Jos Whedian for the act of barfing
Spike: or what? You're gonna toss your cookies on my shoes?
Xander: or you can be undead man walking
Toss your cookies by the Snek November 10, 2019

toss ones cookies

the art of vomiting so hard you shit your pants from the extreme use of force. Mainly victims toss ones cookies when smelling certain scents, or seeing some raw and deeply insanely disgusting shit.
Jackson: Oh shit bruddah, what have you done to the house?

John: I shit on the ceiling, my bad dawg

Jackson: "Toss ones cookies all over the floor"

John: Nice ;)
toss ones cookies by Mar_vin213237 October 17, 2022

Toss Yo Cookies 

1. The act of enthusiastically spraying your ejaculate on or about your partners hindquarters after vigorous anal sex.

2. Rummaging through a friend's cabinet for a snack, only to find that he has a package of stale cookies, and informing that friend that you are going to throw said cookies away.
1. Trimble furiously drove his Kosher Missile into Grandma's Hershey Highway, but soon felt as though he was going to spill the gravy in the brown bbq pit, so grandma just said "Go ahead and toss yo' cookies darlin!".

2. Darnell: Hey Alfred yo stanky ass be keepin these stale muhfuckin cookies? I'm sorry dog but imma gonna have to go ahead and toss yo cookies homeslice!

Alfred: Ah dog, you know they got at least another week in'em!
Toss Yo Cookies by Mcwaffle September 29, 2008
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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