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Toscano

1. (v) To be screwed over, to be taken advantaged of.
2. (noun) large feces
1. I just got toscanoed by that guy.
2. My dog just had a large Toscano
by KevDang November 19, 2011
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Toscano

Bull Shit.

A widely UNknown italian clothing company. Makes sweaters that can but never should be pawned off as real designer clothing. Usually worn by insolvent herbs.
"Hey man! Check out this cool new Toscano sweater I have!! Don't you think that's cool?"
"No"
"No?"
"No."
by ET3 the Boss May 20, 2009
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Giant Toscano Eating Bitch

A giant, pushy, stuffy woman, typically with an abnormally large ass, cotton pants, and a pushy attitude, who consumes (at times in mass quantities) the "Toscano" sandwich from the local Italian deli (which contains provolone cheese and spicy Italian sausage).
One can only assume that they also have a large turning radius, hence the "giant".
"That Giant Toscano Eating Bitch is back again!!"

or

"Most home ec teachers seem to look like Giant Toscano Eating Bitches."
by Jenburger January 2, 2008
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Geno Toscano

A strapping young man destined to take over the world. A hybrid mastermind of stealth with an unmatchable level of intelligence.
I looked into the distance and saw Geno Toscano, I turned my head for a second and looked back and he was gone.
by Tim April 18, 2005
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torcanoquake blizvalanche fireicane bees

It’s coming to your town. What are you going to do about it? Absolutely nothing. You are doomed. Unless, you have prepared for this exact disaster. And it's called a Torcanoquake Blizvalanche Fireicane Bees.
This natural phenomenon is a mixture of seven natural disasters. It is incredibly dangerous, when it strikes land it is extremely deadly.
They will say that it is just a regular tornado, and urge you too take shelter underground if at all possible. However, what they don’t tell you, is that it will Draw from the crevices of the earth, magma, and flames from the earth’s core and from its volcanoes, spinning fire into it’s deadly twist, making it, a Torcano.
A series of earthquakes are detected within the torcano, causing a Torcanoquake. The torcanoquake will collect major flurries of snow, resulting in a massive blizzards and devastating avalanches. This is called a Torcanoquake Blizvalanche. This disturbance, will cause the ocean to react with a similar anger to the Torcanoquake Blizvalanche, and a hurricane larger than it was ever thought possible, will roam the land.This of course, is refered to as, Torcanoquake Blizvalanche Fireicane. There will also be bees. How many bees you ask? All of them.

Torcanoquake blizvalanche fireicane bees.
"Oh no! Its a Torcanoquake Blizvalanche Fireicane Bees!"
by rosegold143 April 24, 2019
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Toscana

A region in the centre of Italy that could be defined as: The most perfect mix of art, history, culture, wisdom, enviroment, peace, beauty, sharpness, anathema, contradictions, arrogance, minds ever made in the entire world
Did you know that Toscana was the first country in the world to suppress death penalty and torture? It was 1786 and still going on.
by Sbirro November 27, 2004
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Torcano

Very infrequently occuring semi-natural disaster in which a tornado descends upon an active volcano and hurls the lava about (lavabomb) in a haphazardly manner, thereby exacerbating the situation.
Did you see that tornado that hit Mt. St. Helens while it was erupting? It was definitely a M3 torcano on the Marsh scale.
by Tha Wizz June 10, 2009
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