Toscano 

1. (v) To be screwed over, to be taken advantaged of.
2. (noun) large feces

1. I just got toscanoed by that guy.
2. My dog just had a large Toscano

Toscano by KevDang November 19, 2011

Toscano 

Bull Shit.

A widely UNknown italian clothing company. Makes sweaters that can but never should be pawned off as real designer clothing. Usually worn by insolvent herbs.

"Hey man! Check out this cool new Toscano sweater I have!! Don't you think that's cool?"
"No"
"No?"
"No."

Toscano by ET3 the Boss May 20, 2009

Geno Toscano 

A strapping young man destined to take over the world. A hybrid mastermind of stealth with an unmatchable level of intelligence.

I looked into the distance and saw Geno Toscano, I turned my head for a second and looked back and he was gone.

Geno Toscano by Tim April 18, 2005

torcanoquake blizvalanche fireicane bees 

It’s coming to your town. What are you going to do about it? Absolutely nothing. You are doomed. Unless, you have prepared for this exact disaster. And it's called a Torcanoquake Blizvalanche Fireicane Bees.
This natural phenomenon is a mixture of seven natural disasters. It is incredibly dangerous, when it strikes land it is extremely deadly.
They will say that it is just a regular tornado, and urge you too take shelter underground if at all possible. However, what they don’t tell you, is that it will Draw from the crevices of the earth, magma, and flames from the earth’s core and from its volcanoes, spinning fire into it’s deadly twist, making it, a Torcano.
A series of earthquakes are detected within the torcano, causing a Torcanoquake. The torcanoquake will collect major flurries of snow, resulting in a massive blizzards and devastating avalanches. This is called a Torcanoquake Blizvalanche. This disturbance, will cause the ocean to react with a similar anger to the Torcanoquake Blizvalanche, and a hurricane larger than it was ever thought possible, will roam the land.This of course, is refered to as, Torcanoquake Blizvalanche Fireicane. There will also be bees. How many bees you ask? All of them.

Torcanoquake blizvalanche fireicane bees.

"Oh no! Its a Torcanoquake Blizvalanche Fireicane Bees!"

torcanoquake blizvalanche fireicane bees by rosegold143 April 24, 2019

Toscana 

A region in the centre of Italy that could be defined as: The most perfect mix of art, history, culture, wisdom, enviroment, peace, beauty, sharpness, anathema, contradictions, arrogance, minds ever made in the entire world

Did you know that Toscana was the first country in the world to suppress death penalty and torture? It was 1786 and still going on.

Toscana by Sbirro November 27, 2004

Torcano 

Very infrequently occuring semi-natural disaster in which a tornado descends upon an active volcano and hurls the lava about (lavabomb) in a haphazardly manner, thereby exacerbating the situation.

Did you see that tornado that hit Mt. St. Helens while it was erupting? It was definitely a M3 torcano on the Marsh scale.

Torcano by Tha Wizz June 10, 2009

Toscanese 

A rudimentary language comprised mainly of curse words and insults. Toscanese is only spoken among the closest of friends otherwise the language would easily be thought of as rude and vulgar.

A typical conversation in Toscanese may go like this:

B: "Pack the bowl you f***er!"
J: "I'm the guest you a***ole!"
B: "Exactly you're mooching so you have to do it you lazy a**."

Toscanese by fballz September 30, 2008