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Tardtometer 

An instrument used to measure the amount of retardation in a person or situation. The measurement is displayed in units of tard, with a low of one tard and a high of 100 tards. Similar to a Geiger counter.
Did you see how stupid that chick was? I got a reading of 63 tards on my tardtometer.
Tardtometer by BillHo May 10, 2011
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tordxtom 

The most gayest eddsworld ship. read the smut on wattpad dude
"gosh tordxtom is such a good topic on wattpad!"
tordxtom by tordtordly June 28, 2022

turdtomatoe

A former streamer known for live performances that involved twerking for his audience. Gained a cult following for his quirky energy and unapologetic attitude. Later transitioned to YouTube content creation before passing away from AIDS last year. Despite his controversial reputation, he is remembered for his unique online persona and the entertainment he brought to his niche community.
I watched turdtomatoe twerk yesterday!
turdtomatoe by 5d79peter November 13, 2024

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026