Toppen 

Toppen is everyone except people named Jakob

Hey, Tobias is on Toppen and Jakob is not.

Toppen by Din mor er grim Jakob March 14, 2022

Toppen Camparus 

The motherfuckers who play ranged toplaners in league of legends and camp you out

Hey did you know that someone on my friend list is a Toppen Camparus?
Unfriend him please.

Toppen Camparus by Msmote June 11, 2020

Cow topping 

The selective removal of the extremities of a cow. Such trimming can give better shape to the cow and will encourage further growth.

When cows grow too leggy, it can be helpful to lop excess growth, which will promote the cow to fill out instead of growing too tall and spindly.

Not to be confused with cow tipping, which is the act of giving monetary reward to cows that have provided good service.

Monty Don: In this episode of Gardeners' World, I will be showing the techniques of cow topping, using my small chainsaw and pruning secateurs.

Cow topping by Fishyrich June 2, 2019

social topping 

Asserting your dominance in a social situation. Like being a top in a gay relationship, but in a social context.

"Claudia just told me she's gonna eat my leftovers in our fridge"
"Ugh, she's always social topping"

social topping by pubetown February 25, 2019

One Up with a Topper 

When a one up just isn't good enough and some "icing on the cake" is deemed necessary. Occasionally, the topper is topped without rebuttal. Both the "One Up" and the "Topper" are unusually suspicious.

Me: I had great seats for U2.

Friend (One Up): Yeah, well I had front row.

Friend (Topper): And, I got backstage.

Friend (Extra Topper): Oh yeah, the tickets were free!

Me (to myself): Unbelievable, another One Up with a Topper!

One Up with a Topper by jaffaj March 13, 2010

Tommy Topper 

Someone who always has a story to top another persons story.

(Billy): I just met an NFL quarterback.
(John AKA Tommy topper): Oh yeah well I have met every NFL quarterback.

Tommy Topper by Jim Tan February 12, 2009

toptensexygamersofalltime 

You use this word to destroy someone in an argument.

Person 1:AHHHhh!h!h!h!
Person 2:toptensexygamersofalltime

toptensexygamersofalltime by daddybunkins December 6, 2021