Topo Chico 

Delicious mineral water , that will boost your testosterone and make all the hoes want you after finishing a single bottle of it, It will also gives you instantly erections and will makes you have rough sex with your female partner until it squirts on you and looks like you are getting baptized.

This Topo Chico is delicious. Ummmm

Topo Chico by Tommy Jacketson March 3, 2021

topo chico 

A drink preferred by those of elderly or gay lifestyles. Sometimes both. It’s bubbly, tastes like dirt and and the Portuguese translation means “top of boy.” A favorite of individuals who have first names that rhyme with “Bon” Always enjoyed “pinky’s out.”

I don’t see how you drink Topo Chico . It tastes like dirt and it looks like homo water. Your guard sucks.

topo chico by JT supreme May 31, 2018

Topo-Chico 

Delicious Glass Bottled mineral water bottled in Monterey Mexico since 1895. Very popular in the great country of Texas.

After mowing the yard, Big Dick decided to quench his thirst with a Topo-Chico while he laughed at all the trolls who wanted peoples time.

Topo-Chico by Donaghu April 25, 2019