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Delicious Glass Bottled mineral water bottled in Monterey Mexico since 1895. Very popular in the great country of Texas.
After mowing the yard, Big Dick decided to quench his thirst with a Topo-Chico while he laughed at all the trolls who wanted peoples time.
by Donaghu April 25, 2019
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a spanish word meaning the flipflop
used by latin moms to beat their child's ass
Latin mom: DO U NOT FUCKING LISTEN CHILD
Latin child: OH SHIT NOT LA CHANCLA
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Delicious mineral water , that will boost your testosterone and make all the hoes want you after finishing a single bottle of it, It will also gives you instantly erections and will makes you have rough sex with your female partner until it squirts on you and looks like you are getting baptized.
This Topo Chico is delicious. Ummmm
by Aquiles Baeza Cabeza March 03, 2021
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A drink preferred by those of elderly or gay lifestyles. Sometimes both. It’s bubbly, tastes like dirt and and the Portuguese translation means β€œtop of boy.” A favorite of individuals who have first names that rhyme with β€œBon” Always enjoyed β€œpinky’s out.”
I don’t see how you drink Topo Chico . It tastes like dirt and it looks like homo water. Your guard sucks.
by JT supreme April 30, 2018
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