Delicious Glass Bottled mineral water bottled in Monterey Mexico since 1895. Very popular in the great country of Texas.

A drink favored by gays, hipsters and the elderly. A common beverage seen in gay bars and nursing homes and sometimes referred to as “homo-water”. A effervescent beverage preferred by super flaming homos. The translation of Topo Chico in Portuguese literally means “top boy”.

An effervescent dirt flavored beverage preferred by those who are gay, elderly or both. A favorite of those who have easily passed guards. Also referred to as homo-water.

A drink preferred by those of elderly or gay lifestyles. Sometimes both. It’s bubbly, tastes like dirt and and the Portuguese translation means “top of boy.” A favorite of individuals who have first names that rhyme with “Bon” Always enjoyed “pinky’s out.”