topato 

The hero of wigu tinkle.

Tho he has a gambling problem he is made of poison, and is capabile of stunning monkeys and kicking people's asses in the real world.

Catchphrase "Spring Into Action"

"Look out Topato, Wigu Tinkle hasn't eaten our line of breakfast cereal this morning."

topato by Luckeyhaskins June 4, 2003

topato 

he's made of poision. Star of "Magical Adventures In Space"

topato by .thieved April 21, 2003

TAPATOW 

Abbreviation for "The American People Are Tired Of Women". Taken from a clip of a Bernie Sanders rally. Common use originated summer 2020, in the north suburbs of Chicago. Used when a woman does something provocative, annoying, or flat out wrong.

Bert: Did you see what Carly posted on her story last night?

Link: Yeah, how obnoxious. TAPATOW.

TAPATOW by tapatow October 27, 2020

tomato can 

In fighting sports, a tomato can is a fighter with low skills who is brought in to pad the record of more promising fighters and give them more ring experience. They are expected to lose. Most professional boxers of any note have dozens of wins in their early careers over tomato cans. The name is believed to come from the fact that tomato cans "leak" red fluid (blood) like a can of tomato sauce.

Bobby "the Fist" Punchalot looks pretty tough, but he's just a tomato can.

tomato can by B@lth@z@r June 17, 2017

chinese tomatoes 

Home grown marijuana plants.

Tom: " Hey nice garden. What is that dark green plant?"
Bill: "Thanks. Oh, they're Chinese Tomatoes."

chinese tomatoes by mademanseattle September 3, 2012

Tomato Haste

The annual act of prematurely harvesting the first crop of homegrown tomatoes, on account of impatience with the long summer growing season.

Once again, Cookie's tomato haste resulted in an unsatisfying Caprese salad.

Tomato Haste by triggerboston August 3, 2012

WTF Tomato 

Similar to ROFL-Waffle. Just another silly and pointless internet term.

WTF Tomato, my boss is a jerk today.

WTF Tomato by bigballofyarn February 11, 2009