top the waffles

to ejaculate onto a woman's breasts

Yeah, I titty fucked her. I made sure to top the waffles real good.

by Mike Jonesy February 22, 2008

Top Waffle

In hockey, scoring top shelf on the goalie's waffle (aka blocker) side. Also known as EggO™.

That goalie got SNIPED EggO Top Waffle!

by SNIPE SHOW DANGLES November 22, 2007

Top waffle

If one were to be waffling, ie ‘talking rubbish’ or ‘talking nonsense’ , top waffle would mean that what they said is the highest form of nonsense

Nahhh Michael just told me he only ate 3 burgers today, but Jacob was with him & he ate 10! That was top waffle!

by Nwyk October 07, 2023