top dump

The worst of the worst, the worst of the garbage.

Takes from the hockey phrase "top cheddar" (to score a goal in hockey in the upper part of the net, taking from "top shelf").

Guy 1: This girl is pretty ugly.
Guy 2: She's top dump.

by topdump October 15, 2014

top deck dump

Pooping in the cistern (toliet tank).

The bathroom stinks to high heaven because some total fartknocker (a true buttweed) took a top deck dump!!!

by Telephony January 05, 2011

top deck dump

Pooping in the cistern (toliet tank).

The bathroom stinks to high heaven because some total fartknocker (a true buttweed) took a top deck dump!!!

by Telephony January 05, 2011