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A term used to describe the toppest of blokes. A "top bloke" is that carefree, gentle, kind, and simply perfect in nearly every way. Top blokes tend to be part Australian and often get told about their hot sister a lot.
Jake: "Hey, did you know Blake is just a top bloke?"
Joel: "Yeah, I heard he gave his lunch to a starving child. What a top bloke. Sister ain't bad too!"
Blake: "Aww thanks guys!"
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Aussie slang which defines a male who has overall good social qualities.
The word "bloke" defines a male character while 'top" defines the overall quality of the person.
Mick is a Top Bloke, he got us front seats for the show.
Top Bloke by 5p3ctrum June 19, 2011
Australian parlance for CUNT, popularised by the team at Channel 9 who were asked to refrain from using the C word.
That Tom Cruise is definitely a top bloke!
Top Bloke by Legend bru February 10, 2023

Top Notch Bloke

One of the greatest compliments you can recieve from an Aussie.
Top Notch Bloke means that you are the perfect man.
I love that cunt. He’s a Top Notch Bloke.
Top Notch Bloke by Its_Called_Straya November 13, 2018

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026