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Top Bitch

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The baddest woman in the room. She has her own car. She has her own place. She probably owns two or three businesses and helps her man with his.
Baby Kahlo is top bitch! She keeps us on our toes.
Top Bitch by Muertoxxxxx August 13, 2020
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Top Bitch • top bottom bitch • Top Class Bitch • Top Page Bitch • “Top Shit” Bitch • TOP • top g • Top Shelf • Top Gun • Top Shagger

Top Bitch

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The best bitch to be. Only get raped once in prison and then you're set. One and done essentially.
Top bitch is kinda the opposite of a bottom bitch. Instead of the favorite bitch, you are the trusted bitch.
Top Bitch by 420RAPIST August 26, 2010
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Top bitch

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Instead of top notch use top bitch and you will not be disappointed
Wow that pornhub video was top bitch!

That wig snatch was top bitch
Top bitch by Skumpan July 15, 2019
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Top Page Bitch 

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A MyFreeCams model who has a bitchy attitude because she is on the top page
That model is such a Top Page Bitch tonight.
Top Page Bitch by Eh_fuckoff February 6, 2019
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Top Class Bitch  

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Top Class Bitch :-A woman that doesn't give a fuck and that can and will be cruel to men and womem . dont care about no but herself. care her self well .and never care about braking a nail to kick someones asss
Davarel your a top class bitch
Top Class Bitch by davarel March 9, 2008
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“Top Shit” Bitch 

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The simple bitch who uses everyone for money, rides, and whatever it takes, but when called out on it, calls everyone “Top Shit”
“Hey did you hear about Desiree? She’s a “Top Shit” Bitch”
“Top Shit” Bitch by DarthNater November 18, 2017
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square grouper

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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead 

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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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