Tootsie Rolled

Noun- Unknowingly having poop under your sheets when climbing into bed.

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Tootsie Rolling, the act of taking a dump under someone else's sheets without their knowledge, with the intent of ruining that person's night.

Dude, I Tootsie Rolled that asshole, and it's a sloppy one.

Tootsie Rolled by Papua New Guinea Pig August 13, 2011

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Tootsie Rolled

The act of defecating inside of a condom and then inserting the condom into a woman's vagina.

Friend: "Hey bro, how did your date with that girl go last night?
Me: "It got a little weird, we Tootsie Rolled on the top of an old Indian burial ground by midnight."

Tootsie Rolled by Gunner25 January 1, 2012

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tootsie roller

The act of squatting over someone and shitting into a tube straight into their mouth

Barry calls Alicia his SPECIAL little tootsie roller

tootsie roller by Drugalot March 15, 2023

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TootsieRoller

Can be used in place of any word. In other words, it means anything and everything you want to it mean.

A TootsieNazi is basically someone who corrects what you said but replacing it with the word TootsieRoller. Usually they follow up with something along the lines of "Can you use Tootsie Grammar, please?"

Zealous Carpenter: "I'm a Carpenter!" :D

Depressive Meanie Head TootsieNazi: "You mean 'TootsieRoller a Carpenter.' Please learn basic Tootsie vocabulary before you talk again." >.>

Zealous Carpenter: "That too!" :D

TootsieRoller by TootsieRoller June 5, 2011

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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