toot toot toot 

A noise you can make to blow your own trumpet. Especially when no one else is going to do it. Either, no one will give you praise when you feel you deserve it or perhaps, due to uncleanliness or distaste, no one will give you head :(

person 1: i got 28 kills in a row on that game without dying
person 2: blank stare
person 1: Toot Toot Toot.

person 1: I got the job.
person 2: Your dinner is getting cold.
person 1: toot toot toot

person 1: Suck it baby
Person 2: i ain't sucking that, you're crazy!
person 1: schlurppppp! toot toot toot

toot toot toot by Age_Wills November 16, 2006

Choo choo toot toot 

When a guy is on his hands and knees, and a girl is behind him licking his ass and pulling his dick down like a train horn while she says “toot toot” into his asshole.

Last night Karen got drunk and took me by surprise with a wet choo choo toot toot. She sure is a good train conductor.

Choo choo toot toot by Chokesondicks July 14, 2019

pain train toot toot 

what every league of legends player thinks and hears when a mech zero sion uses his ultimate ability

and or a shitty friend

guys i heard the pain train toot toot run

pain train toot toot by azirisnotatrahschamp December 29, 2016

toot toot peanut butter

1. Punchline phrase to the children's song and/or finger play that goes:

A peanut sat on a railroad track,
His heart was all a-flutter.
Round the bend came Number 10,
Toot! Toot! Peanut Buttter!

2. Synonomous with "His ass got hammered!".
Football Announcer: Here's the handoff and OOOOH!!! WHAT A HIT!! That's GOTTA hurt!

Viewer at Home: DAYEM! Check out da replay yo! Urlacher's like toot toot peanut butter. That's how we hit in Chicago son.

toot toot peanut butter by JRPinCT December 26, 2008

Toot Toot 

When a person knowingly talks good about their selves in front of people to show off or look like the better person. This is followed by someone saying "Toot Toot" and gesturing with their arm in a downward motion as if the arrogant talker is tooting their own horn.

Oscar: Hey Jason, would you like to play a friendly game of Ping Pong?

Jason: Oh hell yeah dude! I'm so bad ass at Ping Pong, I used to be on a professional team and travel all over the world for tournaments. get ready to get you ass handed to you!

Oscar: Toot Toot ( arm moving up and down like you're trying to get a semi truck to honk the horn )

Toot Toot by MoparOscar December 9, 2009

toot toot 

Girlfriend in Cajun slang, equivalent of "baby".

From a popular song:

"Don't mess with my toot toot,
Don't mess with my toot toot,
You can have the other woman,
But don't mess with my toot toot"

toot toot by Fred X. Sanford December 31, 2006

Toot toot 

‘Toot toot’ is a slang phrase used to announce something:
‘Toot toot I’m home’
‘Toot toot, did you hear about what happened at the party last night?’

You can also reply to someone who has said toot toot, with a toot toot, in agreement or acknowledgement.

Jordan: ‘Toot toot, who wants to order pizza’
Chad: ‘Toot toot, I’m so down’

Toot toot by Chichi420 October 13, 2018