Toot and a Fart Share definition Flag the opposite of an arm and a leg. Something very inexpensive and cheap That prostitute I bought lost night cost me a toot and a fart. Crazy cheap! Toot and a Fart by Tweakgangonmcbaptweak January 5, 2021 0 0 Get merch Get the Toot and a Fart mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch