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Tool-hell 

-noun
1. Most commonly known as the work place.

2. A place where you are required to interact

with "tools", see tool , who think that they

know what they are doing but really have no

damn clue.

3. A place where you are far more intelligent than

everyone around you and constantly must

fight the urge to "slap the stupid" out of each of

the tools around you- including management.

4. Also known as toolville, tool city or tool town.
Phone rings:
Father: Hello?
Daughter: Hey Daddy, whats up?
Father: Ugh...nothing. I'm in friggin' tool-hell.
Daughter: Ohhh...that sucks.
Tool-hell by greencat February 5, 2010
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hella-tool

Anyone who uses the word hella in a sentance.
Dude, did you just say " hella tight "? You are the biggest hella-tool I've ever seen!
hella-tool by jd January 30, 2004
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"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
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Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
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"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
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