Toobed

The correct spelling of the past form of being hit or killed by a grenade launcher attatchment (a.k.a A Noob Tube) in the game Call Of Duty 4.

"O man, that scrub just 'toobed' me... I'm going to go cry for a while."

by DrewEid008 August 9, 2008

Toobing

When you don’t get dressed and expose your dick on a zoom call, leaving all of your coworkers aware that you hang brain during meetings.

Jeff was toobing on a call with the entire staff of the New Yorker, and now we all have to hear about his dick.

by Homanclature October 19, 2020

Toobing

Verb. Any act of self stimulation in a "work from home" environment, particularly during a Zoom or some comparable virtual meeting situation.

In a time when journalists receive little to no love from an increasingly skeptical and disillusioned public, some particularly frustrated news personalities have been literally getting "caught with their pants down" while toobing a work meeting.

by Gaijinman October 21, 2020

Toob

The word Toob refers to any handheld or mounted grenade launcher.

Person: This is my toob. Here is what it does.
*explosion*

by _#%^*> October 6, 2022

toobing

When you are bawls deep in looking at Youtube vids at work. As if nothing matters in the world!!!

Boss: Can you bring me those TPS reports?
You: Fk off I'm toobing!!!

by Jay229 November 17, 2014

Toob

A chad way of describing the barrel of a fire arm of any type aside from an a.r. platform.

Ak guy- "is spicy toob, makes big boom"
Ar guy-"hey man I have a toob to"
Ak guy-"...not exactly comrade, yours is plastic pipe"

by Coldest117 November 3, 2022

toob

cross between sombody who is both a tool and a noob, a huge insult that nobody has ever thought of yet... until now! Similar to a gulible fool who looks up the word gullible in the dictionary after being told it isn't there.

only a true toob would ever bother to look up the word toob on urbandictionary.com

by nVidia July 29, 2006