Too Tired 

An excuse a man makes when his girlfriend doesn't want to get it in. Happens when she doesn't like it.

Ryan told me yesterday he was too tired to get it in

Too Tired by shedoesn'tlikeit October 25, 2011

too tired 

A lame excuse used by some for getting out of spending time with girls.

"I can't play Halo, I'm too tired."

too tired by Big Ass February 8, 2004

too tired to sleep 

Me right now, why do you think i am wirting this? Its when you are on your phone or reading a book and you are too tired to put it down so you just continue becoming more and more tired

Me:its 2:55Am! I need sleep but...i am too tired to sleep

too tired to sleep by You_are_fool October 22, 2022

Not yet i'm too tired 

When your to tired to get out of bed

" Not yet I'm too tired ,I'm not getting out of bed john."

Not yet i'm too tired by cape hatrack August 15, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004