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when the butt cheeks are completely unflexed (i.e. when one is bent over or walking up stairs) and you shove your pointer finger and middle finger up the others rectum using your thumb to cup the butt cheek.

"yesterday when I was walking home I went to pick up a dollar that I found on the sidewalk and a bum came up from behind me a shoved his finger up my ass."

"oh man, a bum gave you a tony bologna?"

tony bologna by little pedro July 1, 2009

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tony bologna

he is a dumb ass texan ass stupid ass retarded ass nigga that wont shut the fuck up every fucking day like holy shit im gonna fucking kill the cunt if he keeps going cunt he wont stfu about "texas chilli balls" im gonna eat his balls if he keeps talkin about that shit also he cant see out his left eye the reatrd lol like what a head

"Hello tony bologna, you are a nigger and you should kill yourself."

tony bologna by TheMudaliarMan3000 March 2, 2023

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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