tonpee 

When one has the urge to pee.

"I need tonpee!"

tonpee by Will Dolton July 7, 2021

Tonee 

Massive greek cunt who can deadlift 800 kilos and benchpress 4 tons. Lives in the tunnels of the Australian metro train subways. He eats 72,000 calories a day which converts into 20kg of muscle mass from each rep.

Daily meal plan
breakfast - 3kg of steak with a raw turkey and protein shake
Snack - steriod injection
Dinner - 2 buckets of protein powder, 50 kilos of raw chicken

Mike: Woah! look at that man over there, he's benching 4 tons!
Jerry: No shit bro, that's Tonee!

Tonee by Mike810927301023 June 11, 2018

toepee 

Being toepee with someone means being sassy.

Girl, I'm sorry that I slept with your man, but don't get so toepee with me!

toepee by baby primus April 7, 2015

Toepee 

Toepee means when somebody tries to get you fucked up

Girl, dont get toepee with me!

Toepee by ieatfish April 8, 2015

Dick Toupee 

A mustache that your friend is proud of but you want to humiliate them in front of a group so you congratulate them on having something that would normally reside on the top of a penis.

Whoa! That's a nice dick toupee!!

Dick Toupee by PieKnee October 6, 2016

tampa bay toupee 

when a girl gives a bald man a blow job, she makes him ejaculate in her mouth and then spits the cum on his head. She then shaves off his pubes and sticks them on his semen covered head, thus making a homemade hair piece

fred came over last night and i fixed his bald head with a tampa bay toupee.

tampa bay toupee by curly jefferson 69 April 5, 2008

Toupee 

just another phrase for blowjob like top, fellatio, getting head or what that mouth do.

"I only fuck with bitches for their toupee (their top, nigga)" - Rich Homie Quan from the song "Flex"

Toupee by DuanCulo aka Duante Amorculo September 28, 2015