tonpee

When one has the urge to pee.

"I need tonpee!"

by Will Dolton July 7, 2021

Tonee

Massive greek cunt who can deadlift 800 kilos and benchpress 4 tons. Lives in the tunnels of the Australian metro train subways. He eats 72,000 calories a day which converts into 20kg of muscle mass from each rep.

Daily meal plan
breakfast - 3kg of steak with a raw turkey and protein shake
Snack - steriod injection
Dinner - 2 buckets of protein powder, 50 kilos of raw chicken

Mike: Woah! look at that man over there, he's benching 4 tons!
Jerry: No shit bro, that's Tonee!

by Mike810927301023 June 11, 2018

toepee

Being toepee with someone means being sassy.

Girl, I'm sorry that I slept with your man, but don't get so toepee with me!

by baby primus April 7, 2015

Toepee

Toepee means when somebody tries to get you fucked up

Girl, dont get toepee with me!

by ieatfish April 8, 2015

Dick Toupee

A mustache that your friend is proud of but you want to humiliate them in front of a group so you congratulate them on having something that would normally reside on the top of a penis.

Whoa! That's a nice dick toupee!!

by PieKnee October 6, 2016

tampa bay toupee

when a girl gives a bald man a blow job, she makes him ejaculate in her mouth and then spits the cum on his head. She then shaves off his pubes and sticks them on his semen covered head, thus making a homemade hair piece

fred came over last night and i fixed his bald head with a tampa bay toupee.

by curly jefferson 69 April 5, 2008

Toupee

just another phrase for blowjob like top, fellatio, getting head or what that mouth do.

"I only fuck with bitches for their toupee (their top, nigga)" - Rich Homie Quan from the song "Flex"

by DuanCulo aka Duante Amorculo September 28, 2015