tongue-jacking my shitbox

To have someone mess with your head.
-OR-
To exclaim udder disbelief.

Greg: "I just had sex with those two lesbians!"
Me: "Are you tongue-jacking my shitbox?!"
Greg: "Yeah, I'm just tongue-jacking your shitbox, buddy, I only had sex with one of them!" (laughter ensues)

by R8RFAN September 7, 2006