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Funny Wongy Tongy Time 

When you jack off your wong using tongs
Derived from: Twong
I wanted to hang out with Bryan but he found a new masturbation technique called Funny Wongy Tongy Time after he visited the tool section of the store.

Tonka Time 

Refers to the saying "Dumps like a truck" in Thong Song by Sisqo. The time when you had held in your feces for a long time and it is finally time to release it.
P1. Man I've been holding it in all day, I need to get home.
P2. Sounds like Tonka Time.
Tonka Time by cappy8 January 2, 2008

Toga Time 

A sacred ritual aboard Jimmy’s spaceship where Xavier, in a bold display of freedom, strips completely naked in the cabin and repurposes his bedsheet into a makeshift toga. He then proceeds to strut around like an intergalactic philosopher, embracing the ancient art of barely-there fashion. Often met with equal parts admiration and confusion from the crew, Toga Time is both a spectacle and a tradition.
Toga time was extremely fun last night, let's do it again tonight
Toga Time by anonymous February 18, 2025

Toga Time 

A sacred ritual aboard Jimmy’s spaceship where Xavier, in a bold display of freedom, strips completely naked in the cabin and repurposes his bedsheet into a makeshift toga. He then proceeds to strut around like an intergalactic philosopher, embracing the ancient art of barely-there fashion. Often met with equal parts admiration and confusion from the crew, Toga Time is both a spectacle and a tradition.
Toga time was extremely fun last night, let's do it again tonight
Toga Time by anonymous February 18, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026