tommy dicked

Any object that is so crooked and warped that it strongly resembles a bent dick with a sharp angle change halfway up the base.

I just tommy dicked my cigarette!

by Cookie Batman November 22, 2013

Tommy’s dick

A really fucking small dick.

Wow, your dick looks like Tommy’s dick.

by Johnathan Hand Cock October 01, 2017

Tommy Dick Finger

Someone who has fingers as wide as a dick

I gave her the Tommy Dick fingers and she started moaning

by CS "You Turkish" May 19, 2016

Tommy Vercettis Dick

Something I really really want inside me

And something that’s actaully 20cm

Damn I want to have sex with him so bad mmh he’s so big I want his giant dick inside me

Kiera: I have such a big crush on tommy vercetti

Layla: I bet you want to slam tommy vercettis dick in you

Kiera: WHAT NO! *in my mind* hell yeah bitch I want to fuck him

by i<3tommyvercettimorethenusucka September 01, 2024