tominiyi 

A naturally fun, fresh and feisty specimen of a human being. Tominiyi's are the most sought after best friends but they are very rare to find. With a sharp wit like no other and sarcasm that could make even the toughest man crumble, Tominiyi is a force to be reckoned with. Don't get her wrong though, she is the most loyal type of person that you could find. A Tominiyi is a friend for life.

"Hey do you know what time we are supposed to get to the party tonight?"
"Whenever Tominiyi gets there. That's when the party really starts!"

tominiyi by OnlyHonesty February 19, 2015

Tominitis 

The inflammation (swelling) of one's cerebral cortex as a result of micromanagement by Tom. There is no known cure at the time of this post.

Symptoms: Do you often feel like a mouse? Do you find yourself with constant migraines?

Manager: Where is my update?
Employee: I am not working on that project.
Manager: I need to know everything...I need to understand
Employee: I think I am coming down with Tominitis

Tominitis by jimmy.johns55 September 16, 2010