Tom W 

A motherfuker who cheats on a Girl starting with the letter G and then gets with another girl. Then calls the person he cheated on a slut although he was the one that was flirting with two girls at once

"He is such a Tom W, Toms cheats on the better girl" "Tom is just OK"

Tom W by &$&$&$&$&$&$ November 14, 2021

Tom Waddle

A boob who works with another boob named Silvy on the Radio, whose Career Highlights include: inventing the Uword Snow Luggage, some how played in the NFL for 6 years and lived to tell the tale with only minor brain damage, eats his hot dogs smothered in underwear and knows 'Da Coach'.

Chicago Bears legend Tom Waddle #87

Pat Summerall: who is that guy who can't run, is not fast, but is getting open, sniffing those smelling salts?
John Madden: Oh he's Tom Waddle

Tom Waddle by Silvy WannaBe December 12, 2016

Tom Waits 

Singer songwriter. America's largest consumer of bourbon and cigarettes.

Every time you listen to Tom Waits, a midget in a top hat rides a tricycle.

Tom Waits by Jon Dore November 1, 2009

Tom Waits 

1. A hobo whimsy best expressed by a musical and lyrical genius that is legendary and rich with sly legerdemain. A Gypsy talent.

2. A national treasure usually found roughing it among vagrant campfires, eating baked beans, singing verses of box cars and Martha, playing harmonica that is kept in his coat's breast pocket on cold nights.

3. A dancing set of bones--such as the Elephant Man--summoned up from the dead to take the listener on an eerie ride, i.e. the Gospel Train on Halloween.

"Tom Waits for no man. But I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy." --Nick Cave to Henry Mancini

Tom Waits by Lace Valentine October 30, 2004

tom waits 

a musician of multiple genres started from 1970-present. he is probably one of the most underapperciated artists of all time and the most famous person nobody has heard off.


must listens are albums "rain dogs", "mule variations", "orphans brawlers bawlers and bastards".

he talks like tom waits.

he dresses like tom waits

you should listen to tom waits

tom waits by Zack Briscoe January 24, 2009

Tom Wallisch

Pro skiing god. King of Afterbang, the pretzal man

tom wallisch must be included somewhere- DEWD YOU STOMPED THAT LIKE TAMMY WALNUTS! GO HOME AND MAKE A THREAD ON NSG BRAA.

oh and i heard you liek mudkipz
1337. FOR PRESIDENT

Tom Wallisch by willyg0808 November 1, 2010

Tom Waits 

An artist that writes great songs that are covered by artists like the Eagles and Rod Stewart, yet still remains in the background of mainstream music.

see Tommy the Cat

My favorite Tom Waits album is Bone Machine.

Tom Waits by JohnnyT October 10, 2004