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Toki Wartooth 

Toki Wartooth is the rythm Guitarist for DethKlok, a melodic death metal band. He from a small abandoned town somewhere near Lillehammer, Norway, and speaks with an accent. He mispluralizes words when he speaks, and is very naive when it comes to sexual innuendos. Toki is known for his childlike ways, causing him to be favored by children, however, he has a strong disliking for children. Toki is arguably the youngest member of DethKlok, and is often treated as such. Toki, although usually the most innocent band member, sometimes has a fit of over-brutality, which takes the rest of the members by surprise.
Toki claims to be okay without having a creative voice in a band, however seems to be jealous of Skwisgaar Skwigelf, lead guitarist. The two guitarists seem to be friends as well as rivals, however Toki admits to hating Skwisgaar and seems to have no problem when Skwisgaar quits the band. Toki serves as one of the main characters in Metalocalypse.
Toki Wartooth, not a bumble bee.

"Why is everythings so hards for Toki?" -Toki Wartooth
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toki wartooth 

The Rythm guitarist for the band Dethklok, He is the 2nd fastest guitarist alive (next to skwisgaar skwigelf whon is 1st and the lead guitars for Dethklok) and is not a bumble bee. He was abandoned as a child in a village in Norway neer Lillehammer. His Interests include Gibson Flying V guitars, building model airplanes, clowns, candy, playing Dance Dance Revolution, making macaroni art, surfing the internet, pickled herring sandwiches, mosh pits, vibrating codpieces, safety briefings, giving himself "a really cool blowjob" (actually a nosebleed), kissing beautiful goils, Nihilism, Orthos the Tooth-Collector and actual sausage festivals.
toki wartooth by 3fidy January 11, 2008

toki wartooth 

The second fast guitarist in the world. Also the rhythm guitarist for Dethklok, the band from the show Metalocalypse. Toki is norwegian and speaks with a very noticable accent. His english is somewhat understandable seeing as how he adds "s" onto words where it does not belong. Toki is seen as the "cutesy" figure of the metal band and has an obesseion with candy and his "deddybear".
Pickles: Toki doesnt do anything!
Nathan: Hey, he makes sandwhiches alright?
Murderface: I make sandwhiches.
Nathan: WOAH! TOKI DOESNT DO ANYTHING!

"Toki Wartooth, not a bumblebee"
toki wartooth by Keisha Explosion January 13, 2008

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026