Toki Wartooth

Toki Wartooth is the rythm Guitarist for DethKlok, a melodic death metal band. He from a small abandoned town somewhere near Lillehammer, Norway, and speaks with an accent. He mispluralizes words when he speaks, and is very naive when it comes to sexual innuendos. Toki is known for his childlike ways, causing him to be favored by children, however, he has a strong disliking for children. Toki is arguably the youngest member of DethKlok, and is often treated as such. Toki, although usually the most innocent band member, sometimes has a fit of over-brutality, which takes the rest of the members by surprise.
Toki claims to be okay without having a creative voice in a band, however seems to be jealous of Skwisgaar Skwigelf, lead guitarist. The two guitarists seem to be friends as well as rivals, however Toki admits to hating Skwisgaar and seems to have no problem when Skwisgaar quits the band. Toki serves as one of the main characters in Metalocalypse.

Toki Wartooth, not a bumble bee.

"Why is everythings so hards for Toki?" -Toki Wartooth

Toki Wartooth by HumanityIsMonstrosity January 14, 2010

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toki wartooth

The Rythm guitarist for the band Dethklok, He is the 2nd fastest guitarist alive (next to skwisgaar skwigelf whon is 1st and the lead guitars for Dethklok) and is not a bumble bee. He was abandoned as a child in a village in Norway neer Lillehammer. His Interests include Gibson Flying V guitars, building model airplanes, clowns, candy, playing Dance Dance Revolution, making macaroni art, surfing the internet, pickled herring sandwiches, mosh pits, vibrating codpieces, safety briefings, giving himself "a really cool blowjob" (actually a nosebleed), kissing beautiful goils, Nihilism, Orthos the Tooth-Collector and actual sausage festivals.

Toki wartooth not a bumble bee,

toki wartooth by 3fidy January 11, 2008

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toki wartooth

The second fast guitarist in the world. Also the rhythm guitarist for Dethklok, the band from the show Metalocalypse. Toki is norwegian and speaks with a very noticable accent. His english is somewhat understandable seeing as how he adds "s" onto words where it does not belong. Toki is seen as the "cutesy" figure of the metal band and has an obesseion with candy and his "deddybear".

Pickles: Toki doesnt do anything!
Nathan: Hey, he makes sandwhiches alright?
Murderface: I make sandwhiches.
Nathan: WOAH! TOKI DOESNT DO ANYTHING!

"Toki Wartooth, not a bumblebee"

toki wartooth by Keisha Explosion January 13, 2008

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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