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An advanced form of gonnorhea that can only be developed in Mexican truck stops. Believed to have been the result of a genetic mutation that occured after Bill Clinton exchanged fluids with 3 cleaning ladies in Cancun. Yes, he actually did that... probably.
Man 1 "My doodle is purple! Its been getting worse ever since spring break!"
Man 2 "That's tojabe, dude. I told you to use a seat cover."
Man 1's girlfriend "...fuck..."
tojabe by TheIrishTardmuffin September 29, 2010
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Mamma Töjare 

A word that describes a person whom sole purpose in this world is nothing more than to have widened ones own mother's vagina.
Håll käften din mamma töjare. Åk hem och fortsätt töja din morsa.
Mamma Töjare by anonymous December 20, 2020
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Toabeans are small, simple creatures. Like most nicknames, this is given to any highschooler that *feels* as though they deserve to be called by this term. They heavily frolick with the phalanges that hang at the bottom of the legs, namely toes. They are quite the anomaly and usually prefer to stay hidden in their hermit coves, coupled with a cellular device. On this device, they will obsess over the next wonder of the world—Instagram reels. Toabeans enjoy analog horrors; oftentimes, they will bombard their friends' phones with these pieces of media. These creatures may develope hives if the burrs of a juvenile Canadian burdock are thrown at them—their demeanor may go from playful to very aggressive. If they reach the final stage of anger, one may notice that their toes have disappeared. The Toabeanus Morealis are a species that can comprehend its surroundings within a heartbeat. This—paired with their quick feet—make them a force to be beheld. Despite all of these eccentric traits, they are a delight to have around. One should cherish their Toabean and make sure they are taken care of accordingly. You may bear the fruits of your labor once one has aged to 70 years old. Once this milestone has been reached, the ageless Toabean will return the favour and make sure you're in good health.
Caretaker: "Toabean! Stay away from that juvenile Canadian burdock!"
Toabean: *tremendous amount of grunting*

Highschooler: *munching on Ritz Crackers while watching a freaky show*
Friend: Hah! You're like a Toabean!

*friend transitions into a caretaker*
Toabean by WhatTheFromagerie March 11, 2025
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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