tojabe 

An advanced form of gonnorhea that can only be developed in Mexican truck stops. Believed to have been the result of a genetic mutation that occured after Bill Clinton exchanged fluids with 3 cleaning ladies in Cancun. Yes, he actually did that... probably.

Man 1 "My doodle is purple! Its been getting worse ever since spring break!"
Man 2 "That's tojabe, dude. I told you to use a seat cover."
Man 1's girlfriend "...fuck..."

tojabe by TheIrishTardmuffin September 29, 2010

Mamma Töjare 

A word that describes a person whom sole purpose in this world is nothing more than to have widened ones own mother's vagina.

Håll käften din mamma töjare. Åk hem och fortsätt töja din morsa.

Mamma Töjare by anonymous December 20, 2020

Toabean

Toabeans are small, simple creatures. Like most nicknames, this is given to any highschooler that *feels* as though they deserve to be called by this term. They heavily frolick with the phalanges that hang at the bottom of the legs, namely toes. They are quite the anomaly and usually prefer to stay hidden in their hermit coves, coupled with a cellular device. On this device, they will obsess over the next wonder of the world—Instagram reels. Toabeans enjoy analog horrors; oftentimes, they will bombard their friends' phones with these pieces of media. These creatures may develope hives if the burrs of a juvenile Canadian burdock are thrown at them—their demeanor may go from playful to very aggressive. If they reach the final stage of anger, one may notice that their toes have disappeared. The Toabeanus Morealis are a species that can comprehend its surroundings within a heartbeat. This—paired with their quick feet—make them a force to be beheld. Despite all of these eccentric traits, they are a delight to have around. One should cherish their Toabean and make sure they are taken care of accordingly. You may bear the fruits of your labor once one has aged to 70 years old. Once this milestone has been reached, the ageless Toabean will return the favour and make sure you're in good health.

Caretaker: "Toabean! Stay away from that juvenile Canadian burdock!"
Toabean: *tremendous amount of grunting*

Highschooler: *munching on Ritz Crackers while watching a freaky show*
Friend: Hah! You're like a Toabean!

*friend transitions into a caretaker*

Toabean by WhatTheFromagerie March 11, 2025

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004