Toabeans are small, simple creatures. Like most nicknames, this is given to any highschooler that *feels* as though they deserve to be called by this term. They heavily frolick with the phalanges that hang at the
bottom of the legs, namely toes. They are quite the anomaly and usually prefer to stay hidden in their hermit coves, coupled with a cellular device. On this device, they will obsess over the next wonder of the
world—Instagram reels. Toabeans enjoy analog horrors; oftentimes, they will bombard their
friends' phones with these pieces of media. These creatures
may develope hives if the burrs of a juvenile
Canadian burdock are thrown at them—their demeanor
may go from playful to very aggressive. If they reach the final stage of anger, one
may notice that their toes have disappeared. The Toabeanus Morealis are a species that can comprehend its surroundings within a heartbeat. This—paired with their quick
feet—make them a force to be beheld. Despite all of these eccentric traits, they are a delight to have around. One should cherish their Toabean and make sure they are taken care of accordingly. You
may bear the fruits of your labor once one has aged to 70 years old. Once this milestone has been reached, the ageless Toabean will return the favour and make sure you'
re in good health.
Caretaker: "Toabean! Stay away from that juvenile
Canadian burdock!"
Toabean: *tremendous amount of grunting*
Highschooler: *munching on Ritz
Crackers while watching a freaky show*
Friend: Hah! You'
re like a Toabean!
*friend transitions into a caretaker*
