Toilet-shit 

Shit which is produced by a common house toilet.

Or: hey man, did you have that crap yet?
Cory: NO! all of the floor is covered with toilet-shit D:

Toilet-shit by jeakiller May 8, 2010

post-toilet shit disorder 

1. Parody of PTSD (post-traumatic stress disorder)
2. Repeated incidents of having to shit more right after leaving the bathroom after a bathroom episode is thought to be finished. See also: second-wave shit

Why's Jimmy always take half an hour to take a shit? He's always late for the football game.
I don't know, I think he's got post-toilet shit disorder

post-toilet shit disorder by Roth Vantage November 19, 2014

A toilet to toilet shit 

Its when you take a really big shit in one toilet and it starts to become full so you run and switch to another toilet to finish it.

"Sometimes when I have to take a huge poop I have a toilet to toilet shit."

A toilet to toilet shit by Ijusttookapoophehee January 2, 2011

MANDATORY TOILET SHIT FUCKING 

IWHEN BROWN is your boss WHO WANTS A LAY.

When there is SHIT with TOILET PAPER the PEDOPHILE ANAL ALAN has to MANDATORY TOILET SHIT FUCKING because this ALAN I WALDMAN is TEEMING with such STINK with his CATHARTIC PERSONALITY that SOMEBODY ELSE'S SHIT guaranteed when this PEDOPHILE is FUCKING THEIR SHIT will make a bigger STINK as no FLUSHING until the FUCKING is complete where you are then required after to perform MANDATORY SHIT FELLATIO

MANDATORY TOILET SHIT FUCKING by .MANDATORY SHITEATER July 20, 2022

same shit different toilet 

two or multiple different things essentially being the same.

physical version of tomato tomahto

Smoker: "I like to smoke Camel."
Non Smoker: "Camel, Marlboro, same shit different toilet."

same shit different toilet by ConanSBC August 24, 2019

same shit different toilet 

used by eminem in his song so bad. It means something the same but, different.

person 1: hows life
person 2: same shit different toilet

translation: different day but its the same

same shit different toilet by chrisbrownslover May 13, 2011

same shit different toilet 

1) When something happens that you’ve already experienced before.

2) When you already know the outcome of a dumb idea.

“Hey Cole’s blacked out drunk and it’s 3:00pm on a Tuesday”

“We’ll sounds like the same shit different toilet”

same shit different toilet by Technicoo April 10, 2022