the moment in between taking a shit and wiping, when you're completely unable to do anything besides sit there helplessly
Nick: "I was about to go on a date with this girl but I had the sudden urge to take a shit the last minute and I was toilet locked for like 45 minutes"
George: "Wow, that is so not poggers"
George: "Wow, that is so not poggers"
by Achilleas Sym December 21, 2020
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