toiñe
toiñe by Johnnysfatpefttoe August 14, 2020
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toine • toiner • gille-tòine • pulling a toine • DON'T BE MAD, 'TOINE! • toilet • Toilet paper • tine • Taine • toilet duck
gille-tòine
A Scottish Gaelic slang (an insulting) term for a gay male, literally meaning "boy of the arse", implying being a passive partner in anal sex.
'S e tàmailt a tha "gille-tòine", ach ciamar nach bu chòir dhomh pròiseil a bhith a tha mi co-sheòrsach?
(It's an insult that "boy of the arse" is, but why should I not be proud that I'm gay?)
(It's an insult that "boy of the arse" is, but why should I not be proud that I'm gay?)
gille-tòine by Lorelili January 18, 2006
pulling a toine
pulling a toine by 129129 August 24, 2023
DON'T BE MAD, 'TOINE!
SAID TO EASE YOUR WAY INTO AN APOLOGY BECAUSE IT REMINDS THE PERSON OF ANTOINE AND BLAINE OF 'MEN ON FILM' ON IN LIVING COLOR AND THEY IMMEDIATELY START LAUGHING AND/OR FORGET WHY THEY WERE MAD IN THE FIRST PLACE.
TODD: NOT NOW. I'M PISSED AT YOU!
ALICE: AT LEAST HEAR ME OUT.
TODD: (SILENT BROODING)
ALICE: DON'T BE MAD, 'TOINE!
TODD: (SHAKING HIS HEAD, LAUGHING) WELL, 2 SNAPS UP , AN AIR KISS AND A WINK!
ALICE: AT LEAST HEAR ME OUT.
TODD: (SILENT BROODING)
ALICE: DON'T BE MAD, 'TOINE!
TODD: (SHAKING HIS HEAD, LAUGHING) WELL, 2 SNAPS UP , AN AIR KISS AND A WINK!
DON'T BE MAD, 'TOINE! by MAMA GOOSE 1 June 21, 2017
Toilet Guy
An apt name for the Accessible Icon Project's proposed replacement for the International Symbol of Access, the globally recognized icon symbolizing accessibility for people with disabilities. The new symbol, while intended to resemble a wheelchair racer, looks uncannily like a guy trying to wipe his rear after using the toilet.
Some disability advocates like the new "Accessible Icon," while others find it offensive, call it "Toilet Guy," and think it promotes a hierarchy of disability acceptance .
Toilet Guy by autact7 November 8, 2015
Toilet Paper Diploma
A diploma worthy only to use as toilet paper. A meaningless diploma. A diploma that is not recognized in any meaningful way.
Yay I got my toilet paper diploma in fine arts!
I didn't even have to take a test to receive that toilet paper diploma.
I don't know why Mike hangs that toilet paper diploma in his office. It's not recognized by anyone outside this office, and by almost noone inside this office.
I didn't even have to take a test to receive that toilet paper diploma.
I don't know why Mike hangs that toilet paper diploma in his office. It's not recognized by anyone outside this office, and by almost noone inside this office.
Toilet Paper Diploma by Eddy August 5, 2007
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.