Toesturbating 

When you masturbate with your feet

Caleb gave Collin a magical toesturbating experience all night.

Toesturbating by Yeah that's what it says January 7, 2017

Typesturbating

Obviously, jacking off while typing. typing may be anything from a facebook status to something more reasonable to typesturbating, such as searching porn. Typing is usually done by the dominant hand.

Whatcha doing?
Just Typesturbating, I might switch hands in a few.

Typesturbating by ILurndTooSpel June 14, 2010

Tagsturbating

When someone tags themselves in lots of facebook pictures.

Sarah: I caught Alex tagsturbating last night, it was so embarrassing!

Beth: I know! Alex is such a chronic tagsturbator, I heard her parents walked in on her once.

Sarah: She's such a slut!

Tagsturbating by Ziggysmallz October 25, 2011

Texturbating

the act of masturbating to dirty text messages; the cell phone version of cybersex.

Since Billy's girlfriend moved away, he spends all his time texturbating with her.

Texturbating by JBeeR December 17, 2008

Tweeturbating 

The act of tweeting oneself.

No one ever tweets me. I think I'm going to start tweeturbating more to make myself feel better.

Tweeturbating by LM23 June 11, 2011

toasterbating 

To masturbate by sticking your dick in a toaster and turning it on. Commonly leads to WaffleCock. Famous toasterbaters include Abraham Lincoln, Lady Gaga and Barack Obama

Dude, did you see that video of that guy Toasterbating?

Yea, he had to go to the hospital with Waffle Cock afterwards!

toasterbating by Supreme Leader Cuntfucious. January 31, 2015

Texturbating

Excessive use of texting, especially when in the presence of other people. Similar to masturbation but with a cell phone.

"Can you please stop texturbating while im trying to talk to you?"

Texturbating by cozmos0001 January 5, 2014