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Toaster Strudel

n. (tō′stər - stro̅o̅d′l) a. The sexual act of making a design with your semen on your partner (usually while ejaculating), much like you would make a design with the icing on a Toaster Strudel.
Tim: Hey John, did you go home with that slutty waitress last night?

John: Yeah, I gave that bitch a Toaster Strudel.
Toaster Strudel by YDM May 26, 2014

Toaster Strudel

The most dank-ass pastry one can buy from a supermarket. Fried dough on the outside and delicious jam sauce in the inside. The better version of poptart.
What's that chronic pastry you got?
Its a toaster strudel brah
Toaster Strudel by isjfoidsj1290e October 4, 2013

Toaster Strudel

To "Toaster Strudel" is to ejaculate on your partners chest or back in a wavy pattern which mirrors a toaster strudel.
Hey Naomi, Do you want to make a toaster strudel?

Toaster Strudel

Mom: Hey kids, I bought Toaster Strudel.
Kids: Yes!!!
Toaster Strudel by bangkoktocalgary September 11, 2009

Toaster Strudel

n
A delicious pastry, far superior in manufacture to the Pop Tart.
I would like to eat that Toaster Strudel, please.

Human Toaster-Strudel

The act of nutting in a girls vagina so much that she leaks, then spreading jelly or jam over her clit. Finally, you jizz all over her body and let the cum harden, then eat her out Optionally, you can become a cannibal and just eat her.
"Dude, I just made my girl Human Toaster-Strudel"
-Oh, Did you use an oven like I did with mine?