toedad
toedad by motheroftoads January 8, 2019
Toedaddy
Toedaddy by Yomomdididlydarn June 14, 2019
toevader
The most awesome fucking name for any person. Like who doesn’t want to be the toevader. Toe darth vader
Damn look at toevader, that person is so cool I wish I was them I want to kiss their feet and worship them for the rest of my life. I <3 u toevader
Toenado
A crusted, cracked, dried out, fungal mess of a foot that gets everyone around them in a twist similar to a tornado.
"Sis blew in like a Toenado in her slides, got the whole room shook. We were definitely not in Kansas anymore."
"I felt like a Toenado chaser watching those piggys prance by the pool."
"Her big toe hit two clicks on the kitchen tile just like that Raptor in Jurassic Park, that's when I knew we had to issue a Toenado warning."
"I felt like a Toenado chaser watching those piggys prance by the pool."
"Her big toe hit two clicks on the kitchen tile just like that Raptor in Jurassic Park, that's when I knew we had to issue a Toenado warning."
Toenado by The Kookoo 5 October 18, 2019