Noun. singular - "toe-nad".
Derived from the Latin "Tovus Naadoscumati" meaning "testicular addition to the foot", "Toe-Nads" are the result of a rare but nonetheless comical foot condition known as "Acute Ballsackonfootitis", wherein a male's testicles are actually located on his feet in place of the more common lateral arrangement of phalanges, often referred to as "toes".
Jimmy has toe-nads.
Jackson brushed against Jimmy's toe-nads.
Jackson is now coming to grips with his homosexuality.
1. A disease caused by the AIDS virus, which causes elderly people and Michael J. Fox to stare blankly at women's breasts.
2. A funny disease.
3. Like Autism, but funnier.
Judy contracted Parkinson's Disease from her neighbor and now has to wear a shock collar when playing in the backyard.
Ha Ha, you've got Parkinson's Disease.
My grandmother died from Parkinson's Disease, so I am lawfully able to make fun of people with it.
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