Skip to main content

tony.lopez.toe.crust

The best person on tiktok. Better than you. Big flex, they're my mutual. Ain't none of yall can compare to tony.lopez.toe.crust. ALL HAIL TONY.LOPEZ.TOE.CRUST. He is the real Alpha. THE REAL DEAL.
"Omg tony.lopez.toe.crust follows you on tiktok?!"
"Yeah. Unlike you. LOSER."

crust toe boog web 

crusty toe booger spider web, but shortened
me: i ate a mosquito
friend: WHAT
me: yum
friend: what did it taste like
me: taste like crust toe boog web
friend: broo gimme some that sounds yummy

crusty toe jammer 

Neglecting to wash one's feet for long enough for them to stink like sour tit milk and proceeding to jam your a toe into any hole of the human body. Preferably the big toe for maximum penetration. Also, wiggling of the toe is not required but is a nice touch.
Jake: Dude I have been walking barefoot everyday for the past 2 years since I became a homeless man.

Pat: That's awesome, I see you haven't trimmed those toenails in a few years either

Jake: Hell yea. Best part is that hott ass hobo slut Janine said she was in the mood for a crusty toe jammer and I get to pick the hole!
crusty toe jammer by bballpj28 January 18, 2012

Crispy Crusty Toe 

😩😩😩😩 the feeling when yk ur simping hard as ever for someone and you just moan the simping outta you ugh 😩
he really has me all crispy crusty toe!
Crispy Crusty Toe by HARDE March 7, 2022

Dusty Crusty Camel toe

Just as bad as a normal camel toe, however in this case it is dry and crusty
James: Josh Fuck Off
Josh: James suck your mums dusty crusty camel toe

Dreams.crusty_big.toe 

Dreams.big_crusty.toe is a hot and swaggy tiktoker.

Dreams.big_crusty.toe has a habit of changing his name every 31 days. He is really cool.
“Have you heard of dreams.crusty_big.toe?”
“No, who is that?”
Only the swaggiest TikToker ever