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toastybit 

Toastybit is a nickname for loving the perfect toasted bread. In order to getting the perfect toast is slapping butter on it as soon as it pops up the from the toaster! It melts like the bread at Waffle House. The other meaning of toastybit is growing up with white hair and dark skin from swimming from pool to pool in the neighborhood!
Tell toastybit hee toast is ready and to get out of the pool.
toastybit by SandyLayne March 14, 2019
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tootybitchaz 

when two men try to connect their penises by one slightly melted tootsie roll
last night was the great. I totally enacted the tootybitchaz with Michael, he totally won though :(
tootybitchaz by dr. seuss' fallus February 8, 2007

toastcoital 

adj. Hunger following crummy sex.

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Well, that's over. How about getting me some food?

You are one toastcoital romantic.

You got that right sugar. Now less talk more wok.
toastcoital by gnostic1 October 28, 2012

toastyosity 

adjective.

Defines the relative increase in the ambient temperature of a microcomputer system.
Damn, the toastyosity factor really increases in those Dells at work.
toastyosity by Maggs2 July 3, 2006

Toastability 

The Nature's Path blueberry waffle has S tier toastability.
Toastability by WaffleMaster123 November 11, 2021

Toastitude 

Shortened form of the commonly used phrase 'toast with attitude'. An adjective or noun used to describe or define toast that is absolutely bad-ass.
Dude, that toast I had for breakfast had some serious toastitude, there was butter EVERYWHERE!
Damn, that was some fine toastitude I had for breakfast this morning.
Toastitude by Goodnight Vienna March 5, 2011

ToastyWire 

ToastyWire (also known as Ray) is an artist, mostly known for his InquisitorMaster art and having a massive piss kink.
Toastywire is a piss bitch.