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toaster waffles 

the thing my friend yells when he grabs his girlfriends boobs
When he yells toaster waffles only 2 thing could have just happened: he either grabbed her boobs or hes in a good mood.
toaster waffles by bcrox May 6, 2008
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toaster waffles 

Toaster waffles are the totaly awsome breakfast food that takes like 30 seconds to make!!!
man: Hey mom! im hungry!
mom:Make some waffles!
man:Mom! im 45 years old, i don't have the time!
mom:There is some toaster waffles in the freezer
man:Sweet!!! now i can get back to my W.O.W. faster!!!Thanks mom.
toaster waffles by robertdesantis November 5, 2010

Putting waffles in the toaster 

Having raw/unprotected sex with someone that may be a stranger to you, or if they're just a hookup.
“I’m on my way to her house to put some waffles in the toaster, I hope she’s hungry.”

"So, what did you guys do last night?"
"Let's just say I put some waffles in the toaster."

"Where the fuck is Kyle?!"
"He's probably putting waffles in the toaster again."

toaster waffle 

Those really neat things that you can buy almost anywhere in a box, that you bring home, put in the freezer, then take out in the morning and put one in the toaster and then let it toast. If you are a good toaster waffle maker, then your toaster waffle will not turn out squishy, like mine do. They come in many flavors, such as the plain type, chocolate chip, and...others that I can't think of. They are waffles, only smaller and not as good as the ones you could make with a waffle iron thing, but still good.
Person A: *takes toaster waffle out of package, puts in toaster*
Person LMNOP: Hey, toaster waffle!
toaster waffle by tashers May 6, 2006

toaster waffle 

a waffle that is toasted
grace: im going to make me a toaster waffle (hillybilly accent)

Waffle in the toaster

Bob, I'd love to stay and chat, but I've got a waffle in the toaster.

dick toasted waffle 

Putting your dick in a toaster, then pouring syrup all over your dick and wrapping it in a waffle so your girl/guy can eat and suck it at the same time.
"Babe can we do a dick toasted waffle"

"No I dont feel like putting my dick in a toaster so you can have waffles and dick at the same time"

"But Im hungry and horny"
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